A New Building For The EU Parliament (Are You Fucking Shitting Me?)

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The title says it all.

The remainder of this post will be mostly swear words.

The EU has a unique way of negotiating, deciding and then executing its policies. It’s mostly behind closed doors with shady “consultants” from multinationals, large infrastructure developers, major media players and of course a slew of lobbyists from various investment bankers and other shady business groups. Their way of communicating and rolling out these policies is quite something as well. I like to call it: Europe, because fuck you. Those fucking monkeys don’t give a fucking shit about any “Europeans” (the people actually living in the Eurozone under Eurorules paying with Euros). Those monkeys care about themselves, their future careers, their media-coverage and most importantly: their rich and influential corporate friends.

On top of that?

A medieval fucking Inquisition dungeon was more transparent than the fucking EU.

This is more of the same.

EU because Fuck You

Politico: Parliament looks to build new Brussels home.

The European Parliament’s main building in Brussels is only 24 years old but its management wants to tear it down and build a new one for nearly half a billion euros.

It’s gonna be fucking double that.

The fucking EU cannot fucking budget a fucking children’s party.

And where will these mongoloids work when the building is torn down?

Strasbourg?

Nah, they’re gonna need temp office space in Brussels, Frankfurt and fucking Paris.

And you can add those fucking costs.

The Paul-Henri Spaak building includes the “Hemicycle” where plenaries take place when Parliament is in session in Brussels, as well as Tajani’s office and facilities for receiving visiting dignitaries. The building was completed in 1993 at a cost of 42 billion Belgian francs, or just over €1 billion.

Yea, that was the “end of history”-era.

The Clinton “boom”, the Dutch “poldermodel”.

The motherfucking praises for our glorious free market system were euphoric.

We were “given” tax-free corporate private/public savings, called “spaarloon”.

They told us we’d be able to stop working at 55, maybe 57 years of age.

Fuckheads.

Dated May 11 and marked “strictly confidential,” the note — a copy of which was obtained by POLITICO — says: “The Administration recommends that the structure should be rebuilt rather than reinforced.” “That will ensure that, once the work has been completed, the building will be fully compliant with the Eurocode structural robustness specifications and will satisfy all of Parliament’s operation requirements,” it says.

Oh fucking really?

The Eurocode structural robustness, you say?

Well whoopty fucking doo!

Structural robustness?

The fucking building has been standing there for 25 fucking years, monkey?

It’s what fucking buildings fucking do.

The building, in its current state, does not meet European standards (known to some as “Eurocode”) in terms of how the structure would respond to partial damage, Welle says in the note.

“Any structure that does not have the requisite degree of robustness will behave like a line of dominoes: when an accidental event occurs, the destruction of a given element will result in the destruction of the surrounding elements in a chain reaction that will continue until a large part/all of the structure is destroyed,” says the note.

Tough shit.
Do some fucking repairs.

Or don’t. I don’t fucking care if it leaks or collapses.

You fucking monkeys don’t do shit there anyway.

Except get paid, write up expenses, debate and have no say over anything.

Why the fuck even call yourself “Parliament”?

You don’t do fucking anything a Parliament does.

Except enrich yourself.

All Parliaments do that.

And make sure your multinational fuckfriends and your investmentbankers fuckfriends get richer.

The cost? According to that in-house estimate, rebuilding would require an investment of €430 million at 2015 prices, plus or minus 10 percent. The risks involved in this option, the document says, “are definitely manageable.”

No.

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Now fuck off!

And go fuck yourself!

Go Fuck Yourself

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